Creeeeeeps.

ok, a couple catering creeper stories.

1. this cocky black kid started hitting on me and eventually was asking when we were gonna hang out. so I was kinda debriefing with my friend and he tells me this dude is MARRIED and has TWO KIDS. and next time he asks me to hang out I should ask if his wife is coming too. sure enough the next day he tries again all day and I pull the line on him. he tried to hide it but I can see he's taken off guard. so he says no, she's not coming. so I ask oh so she's not gonna mind? and he says no...it's not like I asked you to come to a hotel and have sex with me. gross. 

2. we're working a fairly large party downtown and there's a guy that's been drinking. he passes me on the stairs and says that I'm beautiful. then I'm clearing dishes and he follows me into the alley and asks me when I'm getting out and if we were gonna have drinks. this is when I hear the nasty dirty bottle pickup line. so I go back inside to clear more stuff and this dude comes right up behind me and puts his arm around me and says surprise! this kind if thing keeps going on and eventually when he realizes I'm not going for it, he starts going after one of my other coworkers. eventually he gets cut off and our supervisor talks to him and he gets thrown out. a couple hours later we're cleaning up and I see him standing outside waiting. more gross.